Sounds like a medical problem . . .

Would you care for a topical ointment for your Green Balls? This is not a joke; that is the real name of the next appetizer on The Historic Oven.

Mix together 1/2 cup grated Swiss cheese, 1/2 cup minced cooked ham, 1/2 tsp. prepared mustard, 1 egg yolk, 1/4 tsp. salt, dash of pepper. Form into balls. Roll in minced chives or parsley.

8. Green Balls

This is not the first recipe to use raw egg in ready-to-eat food. Salmonella, ahoy! (I feel an Animaniacs reference coming on, but that’s better served on my other blog, methinks).

These were, basically, like a ham and cheese sandwich rolled into balls, sans bread, and with lots of greenery on the outside. I only had dried herbs, so they were especially pungent (and crunchy)! Not the best idea in the world. Not horrible, but meh.

Next time: raw eggs and chocolate? But it works!


Let’s Have Some Canapes, Part Two

Oh, hey, it’s been a while! How have you been, reader?

I’ve been . . . lazy! No, not really, just haven’t been cooking weird things, I guess. I will be making something later today that I shall post this week. In the meantime, here’s another appetizer I made back in June and never posted!

Hot Crabmeat Puffs

Whip 2 egg whites until stiff. Fold in 1 cup mayonnaise and 1 cup flaked crabmeat (7 oz. can). Season and pile on toast beds. Sprinkle with paprika. Broil 3 min. until puffy, lightly browned.

Supposedly, these were a “specialty” after football games, at the house of a Mrs. Harold Whittaker in Minneapolis, Minnesota.


7. Crabmeat Puff

I used the Bumblebee brand canned white crabmeat, which is not my favorite, but considering this was an experiment, I eschewed the more expensive (but also tastier) lump crabmeat.  The only bread I had on hand was whole wheat, which is not really the first choice for something like that, but what can ya do?

These were pretty tasty, and the can was a bit bigger than the recommended 7 ounces, so these made quite a few canapes. These were universally liked, except by my mother, because she said they tasty “fishy.” I don’t completely disagree, moreso because of the type of crab used. If it had been lump, I think these would have turned out better. They also have lump in a pouch now, which I would use over the can, to negate that slightly metallic taste one gets from canned seafood.

I would make these again! With lump crab, as I said, and perhaps a nice crusty Cuban or French loaf.

Let’s Have Some Canapes, Part One

Canapes are supposed to be “gracefully” eaten with the fingers. Now, these are all “appetizers,” but back then, everything was fancy, even if it came from a can!

There are quite a few savory bites listed here, of which I have made two so far. One was good, the other . . . well, what can I say?

First, the toast beds must be prepared. I used wheat bread, as that was all I had on hand at the time. I sliced off the crusts and trimmed the centers into little squares and rectangles. You could also use small cookie-cutters, if you have those (all of mine were too large for this purpose). Next, I put them in a small pan with non-stick spray, and browned one side. You could also use a toaster oven, if you wish.

1. Savory Mushroom Canapes

Chop mushrooms fine. Pan-fry in butter with a hint of onion. Season with garlic salt. Blend in 1 tbsp. flour and 1 tbsp. cream. Pile on toast beds. Heat 1 min. if desired. Garnish with minced parsley.

5. Savory Mushroom Canapes

[See my pretty square plate? I bought it just for this project! I also bought a new little square bowl, and a cute clear glass mug, for future endeavors. Serious business.]

I only had canned mushrooms, so I drained those well, and then minced them. I added a little butter to a small frying pan and sauteéd them, then mixed a small amount of milk with the flour in a small prep bowl (I didn’t have any cream; the milk worked just fine) before I poured it into the pan and quickly tossed it about. The mushroom mixture is a little bit difficult to pile neatly on the toast, but I got most of it on there. As you can see, I have mad bread-cutting skillz! These were really good, even the cold ones my Dad ended up with because he got home late from work on the night in question. Of course, if you don’t like mushrooms, these are not for you, but if you do, they only take a few minutes to make.


2. Smoked Oysters

Place a smoked oyster on each tiny round prepared toast bed. Heat, if desired.

I wasn’t even going to make this one, but then I found they sell tins of smoked oysters at the shop next door to the office for one measly dollar. So I bought them. They were even a name-brand, Chicken of the Sea, so I figured, how bad could they be?

Bad, reader. Very, very bad.

6. Smoked Oysters

Behold, the nastiness that hath sullied this plate! They look like . . . droppings, don’t they? I did try them, though. And so did my bro. Our verdict was the same. Disgusting. They tasted like dirt. How does anyone eat these? Although, I guess if you were drinking tomato with Worcestershire sauce . . . you probably don’t have much left with which to taste.

Don’t get me wrong; I love oysters raw, with cocktail sauce. I love fried oysters. But smoked oysters? No, thank you!!

And these – they stay with you. I could NOT get the awful taste out of my mouth for quite a bit.